Kepana Pacar Sahabat Terlihat Lebih Cakep? - Nggak pernah puas. Begitulah manusia. Nggak tau, deh, kalo cangcorang. Dikasih ini, pengen itu. Dikasih hati, minta jantung. Termasuk soal pacar. Udah punya pacar, masih aja ada kurangnya. Kurang cakep lah, kurang tinggi lah, kurang ajar lah. Pas ngeliat pacar sahabat, kok kayaknya lebih bagus, ya… Emang, rumput tetangga lebih hijau. Kenapa bisa kayak gitu kira-kira?1. Pacar Sahabat Kamu Sering FacialApa yang pertama kali diliat orang dari orang lain? Pasti muka. Nggak mungkin baru kenalan kamu udah bilang, "Eh, ketek lo licin, deh! Pake superpel, ya?" Nah, kalo pacar kamu mukanya butek kayak aer rendeman cucian, ajak facial sekali-sekali. Jangan cuci muka pake sabun colek mulu.2. Pacar Sahabat Kamu Selena GomezYaiyaalaaaaahh kamu kalah bersaing. Lagian sahabatan sama Justin Bieber. Coba deh sekali-sekali sahabatan sama dispenser. Nggak bakal ada, nih, kasus rumput tetangga lebih hijau. Udahlah, nggak usah sahabatan sama orang ganteng nan populer. Tekanan batin!3. Pacar Kamu JelekKalo ini udah nggak bisa diapa-apain. Yang bisa kamu lakukan adalah berbesar hati dan ikhlas. Hal paling maksimal yang bisa kamu lakukan adalah belajar photoshop. Berkat teknologi ini, orang jelek bisa jadi cakep, begitu ...  Read the rest of the entry...

Lirik Teks Lagu Justin Bieber – Up It’s a big big world It’s easy to get lost in it You’ve always been my girl And I’m not ready to call it quits We make the sun shine in the moon light We can make the grey clouds to the blue skies I know it’s hard Baby believe me That we can’t go nowhere but up From here, my dear Baby we can go nowhere but up Tell me what we’ve got to fear We are taking to the sky pass the moon to the galaxy As long as you are with me baby Honestly with the strenght of our love We can go nowhere but up It’s a big big world And I’m gonna show you all of it I’m gonna lish you with pearls From every ocean That we’ve swim in it We make the sun shine in the moon light We can make the grey clouds to the blue skies Yeah, I know it’s hard Baby believe me, ooh That we can’t go nowhere but up From here, my dear Baby we can go nowhere but up Tell me what we’ve got to fear We are taking to the sky pass the moon to the galaxy As long as you are with me baby Honestly with the strenght of our love We can go nowhere but up Baby we were undergroug We’re on ...  Read the rest of the entry...

Justin Bieber – Dr. Bieber Cure the bieber fever Dr. Bieber Dr. Bieber Doc doc doc Dr. Bieber Bieber fever is spreading across the country (Dr. Bieber) Wet world, No universe Bieber fever is rapidly spreading It is uncurable, I repeat, It is uncurable Dr. Bieber [Chorus x2] Dr. Bieber Doc doc Dr. Bieber Dr. Bieber Doc doc Dr. Bieber Cure the fever, Cur cur cure the fever Cur Cure the fever, Cure the fever Dr. Bieber Doc doc Dr. Bieber Dr. Bieber Doc doc Dr. Bieber yeah I got a PHD I don’t need a fake ID yeah,you females know of me I’m so sick with no IV J U S I T Bieber Fever in the Streets Touch and realize I’m a beast I’m a beast I’m a beast See the girls They know I’m right Through the night I know that it’s curable It’s curable But it’s alright See the man across the globe Been to every single home Every city, every country Every girl is on the phone (Oh my Gosh, I love him!) (Isn’ he perfect?) You can be my queen, yeah I’ll show you how I work it How I work it How I, how I work it How I work it How I, how I work it This is not a cold Not a flu Not a sickness Baby, this is good And doesn’t hurt to get this You were never cured And you never will regret this Yeah, my swag’s up Ridin’ with Kenny in the Lexis (Oh my God!) (It’s Bieber Fever!) (It’s ...  Read the rest of the entry...